Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Babooners Of Boro Park

Just when I think I am going to get a rest,along comes the filthiest scandal of the year committed by a whole group of people.

The Vilna Gaon said "chassidism is not Judaism",what more proof do we need than to watch these Babooners violate practically every halacha in the book?

To add insult to injury,these guys are running a contest,who can put up the LEAST qualified candidate.

We all remember when a whole bunch of these LIFNAI M'SHURAS HADINNIKERS went to jail for laundering drug money through Mosdos Baboon.

Then we all remember a whole bunch of other guys that pleaded guilty to stealing government money.
Let us not forget the fire of the financial records.

Now we watch this group of thieves & ignoramuses looking to the secular courts for their perceived justice.

It's a good thing they did not bring the judge a shtreimel and some germs from the last tisch(actually tischen,more than one tisch by more than one rebbe.)

Maybe it's not so bad,we get two comedy shows within a few blocks from each other.

I just thought of a way for them to raise some more money for the purchase of new chandeliers for every clown that attends their rebbe's tisch.They should contact Hollywood,and have a new show created based on true crimes called "NAME THAT CROOK".

I can hardly wait to see what happens when the real estate goes up for public auction,than we will get a good up front seat for the most violent movie of our time.

GOT REBBE?.........


Blogger Ke'evei Beten said...

It is hard to connect to your blog, although I totally understand the sentiments - since there are no details of the stories you are talking about.

could you at least provide links to newspaper stories or other sources of information so that we can evaluate your posts?

I like what you are saying, but don't know what you are saying it about.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005 7:04:00 AM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Please look at last week's Jewish Press.
Please go to frummer.blogspot.com-click on Bobov Maases.
I try to avoid names if possible.All my posts have documented info.
This particular post was an attempt to satirize this group for their sheer stupidity.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005 11:25:00 AM  
Blogger Steg (dos iz nit der ┼íteg) said...


Hey, would you mind not using that term? ;-)

When me, my brother, and a friend were growing up in Boropark, we invented a game called "Baboon" that we used to play in the friend's driveway. It was a form of monkey-in-the-middle kickball.

So, we, actually, are the "Babooners of Boro Park"! :-P

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 5:42:00 AM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

I suggest that you file suit against the real Babooners!
You look normal,you can not use the Babooner name.
That is the final psak from the Blogover Rebbe.(unless I see a few bucks)

Thursday, May 26, 2005 3:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The first American Babooner,Shlomo,was asked to leave his first job in Manhattan as a rabbi because he was incapable of giving a Gemora class.
He then moved to St Johns Place in Brooklyn and opened a kindergarten.
He used to stand at the door giving candies to the kids as they got off the school bus.
He was very charismatic,indeed, and convinced a whole bunch of idiots to fund a new shul in Boro Park.
He was incapable of any serious pilpulim other than mumbo jumbo from the Chumash.
He sold his nonsense to a bunch of ignoramuses who keep this and ALL REBBE FRAUDS alive.
Except for Satmar, Klausenberg & Chabad of yesteryear,ALL THE PRESENT REBBES ARE FRAUDS AND GANGSTERS!

Wednesday, June 01, 2005 2:29:00 PM  
Anonymous heshy said...

What about the skulener rebbe,Rabbi Wolfson,Rabbi dan segal,and a whole host of tzaddikim.You are playing with fire if you knock rabbis.Go knock the liberal college baboons who teach evolution and atheism.

Friday, June 03, 2005 1:58:00 AM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Agreed!They all fall in the tzaddikim category!

Friday, June 03, 2005 9:45:00 AM  
Anonymous gal-ayni said...

baboon? there is a yerusha question? and there is a torah (you actually hold yourslef as a scholor) and what is inheriting a shul different then inheriting a building? while one side may be terrorizing the shallows into staying in the herd the other yoresh is giving of his wisdom and toire to anyone who is interested without the pressure of contribution to fund, maybe you should listen to a pilpul or two or see his derech in avdus hashem and how he himself leads his own life and it may clear up the sinas acvhim or ignorance on your part.for a link to his drushas you can call 212-990-64444

Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:55:00 PM  

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