The New Blogger Rebbe
With great sadness I announce that the freidicker(previous) Blogger Rebbe is no more.
Therefore with much humility and self-praise,I hereby announce that I AM THE NEW BLOGGER REBBE!
The previous Blogger Rebbe's blog is not cold yet,and his keyboard is not even put away,but I am in a rush to annoint myself the Blogger Rebbe.The world of blogs can not exist without a rebbe.
The previous Rebbe did not leave a tzavoah,so I hereby declare the following:
1-I made up my own tzavoah and put myself in it.
2-I made my own Hachtorah(crowning) party and invited a bunch of weirdos to sway,sing & dance.
3-Everyone at the tisch had to eat from my germs with their hands and trample on at least five people,if not ,they risk confiscation of their chandeliers.
4-All my Chassidim must take a polygraph test-If they did NOT commit a crime,they must leave my group at once.
5-All my followers must besmirch every other blogger,and claim that I am the greatest blogger that ever lived and will ever live.
YECHEI BLOGGER REBBE,MOREINU V'RABBEINU LEOLAM VAED!!!!!!!
Therefore with much humility and self-praise,I hereby announce that I AM THE NEW BLOGGER REBBE!
The previous Blogger Rebbe's blog is not cold yet,and his keyboard is not even put away,but I am in a rush to annoint myself the Blogger Rebbe.The world of blogs can not exist without a rebbe.
The previous Rebbe did not leave a tzavoah,so I hereby declare the following:
1-I made up my own tzavoah and put myself in it.
2-I made my own Hachtorah(crowning) party and invited a bunch of weirdos to sway,sing & dance.
3-Everyone at the tisch had to eat from my germs with their hands and trample on at least five people,if not ,they risk confiscation of their chandeliers.
4-All my Chassidim must take a polygraph test-If they did NOT commit a crime,they must leave my group at once.
5-All my followers must besmirch every other blogger,and claim that I am the greatest blogger that ever lived and will ever live.
YECHEI BLOGGER REBBE,MOREINU V'RABBEINU LEOLAM VAED!!!!!!!
posted by Paul Mendlowitz | 6:02 PM
14 Comments:
You are real funny,I am definitely becoming a Blogover hasid.
As the Chelmer Gaon, I am misnagid Blogover chassidus -- but seeing as how the Rebbe sets a not-too-bad tisch and cured me of impotence, I'll make an exception. How did he cure me? Better you shouldn't ask.
ye,ye,ye! Ales SHTAIT in de Gemorrah!
Tisch,Pisch,Fish :der rebbe is tzchished.
YECHEI BLOGGER REBBE,MOREINU V'RABBEINU LEOLAM VAED!!!!!!!
Not yet Melech HaMoshiach??
Working on it!
Any suggestions?
Rebbe,
I have one.
Get a donkey,and start acting like one.
very funny.
But I can't yet be a chassid .Should I try.
Absolutely!Go commit a crime and call me in the morning.
are all crimes the same or do you have any recommendations?
Go to the Babooner tisch tonight and take a knife & fork
Hey Rebbe,
Can You pasken on ksamim(underwear shailos for niddah)on your blog?
I figure I can gather up all the ksamim,scan them over to you?
Whaddya think?
Modern technology such a deal.
Just think of all the weirdo rabbis that will be put out of the ladies underwear business.
This sounds like a serious shaila.
Please refer these type of shailas to MT-a specialist in these issues.
He may have to meet with the owner of the kesem first,before he will render a psak.He takes these issues very seriously.
how big an aveira is it not to blog in over a week.
Very serious indeed!
I will bring a korban chatos by burning my bekishe with the herring stains.
Any suggestions on sizzling topics?
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