Congratulations To All Our Readers And Contributors
We had our five hundred thousandth "hit" (READ HALF MILLION), this morning!!
I thank my co-bloggers Gross, David Kelsey and AmEchad for contributing to our success.
We have made great strides in calling attention to the problems that plague our community.
Fanatical newspapers are now taking ads from our "modern" brethren.
Two yeshivas are being internally audited by the baal habatim(financial supporters).
We are the talk of the town, and crooks and potential crooks are recognizing that it is getting harder for them to hide.
A real good start!
I have for years tried to rectify many of the ills that have become cancerous, to no avail.I am in absolute awe at the power of the internet.I could never imagine that in a few short months we would have made this kind of progress.
I get roughly three hundred e-mails a week from ALL OVER THE GLOBE, Jews and non-Jews asking questions and curious about our writings.
I get many e-mails from people in the community encouraging me to continue what I'm doing. I sincerely appreciate your kind words, and will continue to respond to your comments and suggestions.
I also get alot of hate mail, including threats to my welfare and the welfare of my loved ones, which I have turned over to the authorities.
I am NOT deterred by this, just the opposite, it demonstrates how many monkey cages I have rattled.
Due to time constraints, I am encouraging my friends (if I have any left), to contribute verifiable blogs for publishing. Please e-mail them to: a_unorthodoxjew@yahoo.com.
My Board Of Directors are a source of strength, for which I am grateful.Thanks for the chizuk....
I have a serious day job, I am raising a most beautiful family, I learn Torah every day, am an active board member of many worthy organizations and teach Torah classes three times a week; therefore I will be gleaning the media for writings I agree with and publish them with their permission.
I will post my own writings as often as possible, probably once a week.I promise to keep posting any blog that I feel will be intellectually stimulating and definitely controversial.Please check our site as often as your time permits.
As far as my credentials; I do not intend to divulge my identity so I may keep the heat on.
I will make an exception for anyone who is "CERTAIN" I have lied about them.
This is my offer:put $100,000 in a fund at Machon L'Horaah Bais Din in Monsey, N.Y., that will be turned over to Tomchei Shabbos upon verification of my credentials.
I will show up in person with the questioned documents.
To add to my detractors' misery, I am from an internationally known Jewish family.
Books, essays, articles, doctoral thesis's have been written about us.
I will bring a truck with these writings to this meeting! I will give them to you as a gift. This is my way of saying thanks for being a fool.
Finally, I am a very proud Jew, who loves our religion. I HATE with a passion the people who have sullied it!!! I intend to chase them for every single infraction, big or small.Our ancestors were not moser nefesh for Yiddishkeit so we would have to settle for gangsters as "leaders".
Anyone in a position of trust MUST AND WILL be held accountable for their behavior and proclamations.
We must learn from the mistakes of history and prevent the abuses that have mired all the other religions, from happening to us.
If I sat by and was NOT proactive in attempting to rid Yiddishkeit of the charlatans, hucksters, false Messiahs, Lepers and downright crazy SOB's, I know I will have to answer for that when my time is up.
I thank my co-bloggers Gross, David Kelsey and AmEchad for contributing to our success.
We have made great strides in calling attention to the problems that plague our community.
Fanatical newspapers are now taking ads from our "modern" brethren.
Two yeshivas are being internally audited by the baal habatim(financial supporters).
We are the talk of the town, and crooks and potential crooks are recognizing that it is getting harder for them to hide.
A real good start!
I have for years tried to rectify many of the ills that have become cancerous, to no avail.I am in absolute awe at the power of the internet.I could never imagine that in a few short months we would have made this kind of progress.
I get roughly three hundred e-mails a week from ALL OVER THE GLOBE, Jews and non-Jews asking questions and curious about our writings.
I get many e-mails from people in the community encouraging me to continue what I'm doing. I sincerely appreciate your kind words, and will continue to respond to your comments and suggestions.
I also get alot of hate mail, including threats to my welfare and the welfare of my loved ones, which I have turned over to the authorities.
I am NOT deterred by this, just the opposite, it demonstrates how many monkey cages I have rattled.
Due to time constraints, I am encouraging my friends (if I have any left), to contribute verifiable blogs for publishing. Please e-mail them to: a_unorthodoxjew@yahoo.com.
My Board Of Directors are a source of strength, for which I am grateful.Thanks for the chizuk....
I have a serious day job, I am raising a most beautiful family, I learn Torah every day, am an active board member of many worthy organizations and teach Torah classes three times a week; therefore I will be gleaning the media for writings I agree with and publish them with their permission.
I will post my own writings as often as possible, probably once a week.I promise to keep posting any blog that I feel will be intellectually stimulating and definitely controversial.Please check our site as often as your time permits.
As far as my credentials; I do not intend to divulge my identity so I may keep the heat on.
I will make an exception for anyone who is "CERTAIN" I have lied about them.
This is my offer:put $100,000 in a fund at Machon L'Horaah Bais Din in Monsey, N.Y., that will be turned over to Tomchei Shabbos upon verification of my credentials.
I will show up in person with the questioned documents.
To add to my detractors' misery, I am from an internationally known Jewish family.
Books, essays, articles, doctoral thesis's have been written about us.
I will bring a truck with these writings to this meeting! I will give them to you as a gift. This is my way of saying thanks for being a fool.
Finally, I am a very proud Jew, who loves our religion. I HATE with a passion the people who have sullied it!!! I intend to chase them for every single infraction, big or small.Our ancestors were not moser nefesh for Yiddishkeit so we would have to settle for gangsters as "leaders".
Anyone in a position of trust MUST AND WILL be held accountable for their behavior and proclamations.
We must learn from the mistakes of history and prevent the abuses that have mired all the other religions, from happening to us.
If I sat by and was NOT proactive in attempting to rid Yiddishkeit of the charlatans, hucksters, false Messiahs, Lepers and downright crazy SOB's, I know I will have to answer for that when my time is up.
posted by Paul Mendlowitz | 2:46 PM
42 Comments:
You really need psychiatric help!
great blog wow i love you although i dont agree with everything you have to say
"I am from an internationally known Jewish family.
Books, essays, articles, doctoral thesis's have been written about us."
So, are you related to Shlomo?
shlomo-youre link to your blog is not working
shlomo-youre link to your blog is not working
shlomo-youre link to your blog is not working
Heil hitler(Un-ortho)
What happened with mezonos maven?
Shlomo;
Serious charges that UO, DK, and Gross are one and the same person.
Shlomo, you are completely retarded. Did you fail to learn the most basic research at Touro?
Of course you did. They don't teach it there.
Follow the link of my name you hapless penguin.
I already mentioned where I received my bachelor's in my first article on this blog.
The fact that you discern no difference in writing style nor positions reflect that you simply divide the world into two categories only: the one you agree with, the one you don't.
Shlomo;
This is getting curiouser and curiouser.
How do we know that you're not UO/DK/Gross just having a conversation and tirade with yourself?
DK is not UO. Their style of writing is quite different.
Shlomo;
As a matter of fact, upon closer examination, your writing style and syntax very closely resembles that of UO in his saner, non-tirade moments.
You guy(s) will do Anything to prop up the blog ratings and traffic!?
Shlomo:
Iv'e never heard of Touro rejecting someone for lack of academic accomplishments. Touro was established for the sole purpose of turning a profit. If you can afford it, your'e accepted!
Shlomo:
As per your comment in another blog about maligning chashuvah people:
Sometimes people become so disillusioned about their surroundings that they go a little overboard with their issues. When they are antagonized by others, it seems to make them a lot more belligerent in their responsa. By provoking UO with some of your comments you may be oiver on "lifney Iver". Also, some of your descriptive terms (I've seen some of your blogs) are downright profane. If you really want to convince him that your'e on the side of good, you have to represent yourself as such.
Meanwhile I think your'e having to much fun to realize the consequences of your actions.
I think all Jews who don't think like Shlomo are in fact Un-Orthodox himself.
Un-Orthodox is clearly omnipresent. Shlomo is doing a service explaining that, and I concede that, even though I am part of the vast anti-Shlomo world occupied solely my Un-Orthodox.
And none of us (though we are all in fact a single person) were accepted to Touro. As he pointed out, our English skills didn't pass the high standards of this elite academy and bastion of excellence for secular education.
UO=Shlomo?
So, DK, you admit that you, gross, UO, and Shlomo are one and the same person, kindred spirits one and all.
The 4 Mouseketeers!
lmao
same situation on the JBF blog
she created 20 names and talking to herself lol
Shlomo;
That was me, the original booger. Not trying to put anything past you, just noting that your writing syntax is eerily similar to OU's when he's sedate and under "control". It may be just a coincidence.
Internet forums have been and are known for having a poster post as different people to spam and drum up business and/or draw attention to a product, service, or specific topic.
It is noteworthy that aside from gross, DK, UO, Shlomo, and a smattering of anonymous's, no one else is responding to these blogs.
I am the original.
Shlomo, you are a F**** sicko.
I know you are UO!
What a sick asshole!
keep up the good work. the orthodox world needs people like you to rid us of the sexual predeators disgused as rabbis
Thanks for your encouragement!
UO speaks for alot of us out here. I know you guys dont like it when he points out the failings of the system but emes is emes. You think he is the only one to have pondered the nonesense of Chalav Israel? Many of us out here who have been the route wonder where in the hell did alot of these Rabbis have time to come up with some of these? These guys didnt build a fence around the Torah, they have built pits of quicksand for people to sink into. I will be damned if my oneg shabbat will be spoiled worrying about Muktza this and Muktza that. Whole books on how to keep Shabbos so by the time your done being carefull you turn around and Shabbat is over.
Without trying to sound like a Karaite its obvious that the Rabbis did with the Torah what the Hashmonaim did with the Malchus Beit David. They took upon themselves duties and authority that they shouldnt have, thats why Hashem allowed the end of the Hashmoneem, because the zchut of malchut was for Yehudah alone.
Remember when Hillel said , im ain neveim haim bnai neveim haim. Hillel had faith in us as a people, somehow we dont get that respect anymore from the pretenderrs to Shmaya and Avtalyons office.
What happened to Farshtoonkena? Hios supposed new blog is non-existant!
Nice try Unortho:
ANONYMOUS
I don't have to pose under anonymous or any pseudonym, as you ALL should know by now, I AINT SHY!
Do you think thousands of other people don't get the B.S. and had enough?
GIMMMMEEEE A BREAK!
Farshtoonkana,
Where are you????
Nice try Unortho:
If I sat by and was NOT proactive in attempting to rid Yiddishkeit of the charlatans, hucksters, false Messiahs, and downright crazy SOB's like UO, I know I will have to answer for that when my time is up.
We had our five hundred thousandth "hit" (READ HALF MILLION), this morning!!
PROVE IT LIAR
Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: 'by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.' -Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)
HEY HE WAS RIGHT
In the immortal words of Phil Rizzuto, "Holy Cow"! Now you're quoting Hitler!!!!
I figured it was only a matter of time before your true colors came out.
You anti-semitic piece of tinaf, SOB!
Hey Booger,
The above post is not the REAL me.
Notice, that you can not click on his name and get to my site.
Anyway, if your cursing made you feel better, I am happy that this blogger has brought you some relief.
The Real McCoy!
Did not see that non-clickable on the name. Thanks for that.
But, you're giving me Mussar on cursing, UO?!
Talk about people in glass houses!
Cursing for a "Toeles" is permitted.
Remember the Smicha?.....
Hey Boog,
Lighten up, life is too short to get upset with the good guys...
Wait a minute, UO; I think I need to go ask Shlomo for permission to laugh at this time.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY OSSUR TO LAUGH AT ANYTHING OU SAYS.HE IS A KOFER AND A RASHA, AND ALL THE TERRIBLE THINGS MY REBBE WARNED ME AGAINST;LIKE THINKING FOR MYSELF, AND CHAS V'SHALOM LAUGHING IN ELUL,AND CRITICISING MAKE BELIEVE GEDOLIM(THE ASHER YATZER KIND)
The biggest fraud the gedolim ever perpetuated was the number 6,000,000. Everybody knows that rebbes like Satmar Bobov etc... all ratted out their friend families and followers. They secretly funneled community assets into Roosevelt's campaign so he' dlook the other way and not bomb the camps and they diverted community funds earmarked funds for rescue efforts into private bank accounts to be used when they got to America. How did they manage all that you might ask. They bribed several high ranking Nazi officials including Eichmann and maybe even Hitler himseff. I am privy to this info. first because I have many ties through my affiliation as a board member of several Mosdos that have sealed records available to all board members and second because my grandfather who shall remain nameless was the private secretary of two of the rabbis that did such heinous acts. TRUST ME I'M TELLING THE TRUTH
sorry guys, I've been really busy lately. got to make a living you know...no time to compose poetry, too busy handling Jewish divorce issues in court (not my own...I am happily married).
I hope to return shortly.
I would like to report on some of the shenanigans in Monsey. there is some real sleaze at work in this part of the country. And, of course, I would like to contribute some more high brow poetry.
Let's not forget the "Boro Park Waiter", "The Rabbi and the Ladies" and the "Ba'al Tshuva Blues"
I will leave you with this thought:
Broccoli,
While not exocally,
is within an inach
of being spinach.
Regards,
Farshtoonkena Yid
congratultions on the 500,000.
I don't see a counter.Please present the evidence.It will show your trustworthiness.
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