The New Blogger Rebbe
Therefore with much humility and self-praise,I hereby announce that I AM THE NEW BLOGGER REBBE!
The previous Blogger Rebbe's blog is not cold yet,and his keyboard is not even put away,but I am in a rush to annoint myself the Blogger Rebbe.The world of blogs can not exist without a rebbe.
The previous Rebbe did not leave a tzavoah,so I hereby declare the following:
1-I made up my own tzavoah and put myself in it.
2-I made my own Hachtorah(crowning) party and invited a bunch of weirdos to sway,sing & dance.
3-Everyone at the tisch had to eat from my germs with their hands and trample on at least five people,if not ,they risk confiscation of their chandeliers.
4-All my Chassidim must take a polygraph test-If they did NOT commit a crime,they must leave my group at once.
5-All my followers must besmirch every other blogger,and claim that I am the greatest blogger that ever lived and will ever live.
YECHEI BLOGGER REBBE,MOREINU V'RABBEINU LEOLAM VAED!!!!!!!