Thursday, September 15, 2005

A Warning To Every Orthodox Parent!

This joke was sent to me by a UOJ fan. Enjoy, or cry if you have a daughter!

A Jewish girl brings her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiancé to his study for schnapps.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the fiancé.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancé.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiancé insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go?" The father answers, "He has no job,no money, and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."


Blogger Y.Y. said...

good joke
but if someone realy believes in god its no joke

Thursday, September 15, 2005 12:41:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

G-D works in strange ways.

Food stamps, section eight government housing, shnorring from friends and relatives,bankrupting parents and in-laws, working the wife to death while keeping her pregnant......

All the while while the "scholar" is putzing around with his buddies in Atlantic City.....

Thursday, September 15, 2005 1:47:00 PM  
Blogger Y.Y. said...

if someone realy learns l'shem shumyaim day and night god will help him

Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Vos Iz Nies said...

old but good

Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop stealing jokes from Arnold Fine

Thursday, September 15, 2005 5:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a real low-life if the only shots you can take are old jokes. jerusalem jew

Saturday, September 17, 2005 6:43:00 PM  

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