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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

"You Sick Jews"-The Week In Review

I promised myself that I would blog once a week, on motzei Shabbos/Sunday, but I can not keep my big mouth shut as we Jews go at each other in a way that never happened before.

I am not approaching the Gaza withdrawal from a Torah perspective, or even from a Jewish perspective, the rest of the Jewish world is doing that. I am viewing it from a perspective only with the Jewish desire to come up with a "new and brilliant" idea that never worked before, but will work now.

Sharon is a megalomaniac.
He crushes dissent and respects no opinion other than his own.
Something happens to people when they become heads of state, the state of their heads become sick.

He cleared out all of Gaza,the bastard plays tough guy with the Jews, he should be clearing out all the "Palestinians" and send them back to Jordan.There are no Palestinians you shtik drek, there are only Arab-Nazi Muslim Jew haters.
He thought his friends the Americans, his fellow ranch owner, would give him a great big YASHER KOACH.

Well, Alfred E. Newman was nowhere to be found except chopping wood and riding "another" horse friend of his, this horse was in Crawford, Texas.
This semi-retarded friend of the Jews (I did vote for him, because tumas Kerry was worse), sent out Uncle Ben's Brown "Rice" to do his dirty work.
She eloquently mumbled in ugly Jive Ebonics, that this was a good "first step."

All that" Chazer" Sharon eats, causing him to weigh about four hundred pounds, obviously effected his brain.

YOU STUPID FAT PUTZ, YOU SELF HATING JEW, I HOPE YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THE DAMAGE YOU HAVE CAUSED ISRAEL.

Please do not drop dead of a heart attack" yet", I wish you a very long life, so you and your buddy "Pollak Peresite" (Shimon Peres) can share the pain of your insanity.
The same bracha goes to Elmert Fudd!(Ehud Olmert)

I also wish a very long life to all the Charedi political partners of yours who were paid millions of dollars to keep their mouths shut, and keep the yeshiva boys away from the demonstrations. (instead of watching pornography on their cell phones)
You guys would sell your daughters to the princes of Saudi Arabia for a filthy buck.I wish you a mechutan from cousin Yishmael. Your sons in-law should learn in the "Kollel Bin-Laden."
Of course the Yated opined that davening for the settlements is a waste of time.
The settlers according to Yated" Sheker "are really not Jews, many of them are Baalei Tshuva with white and knitted yarmulkes, which makes them less than the black hat cockroaches.

Back in America, the Metziza B'Peh folks had a meeting with Mayor Bloomberg.
What a sight to see, those idiots walking the steps of city hall.

Mohel Pisher has Herpes, but because the Babooner monkeys and their fellow monks assured the Mayor that this most vital part of our religion, sucking babies weenies, has roots in our Mesorah from Sinai, the Mayor is sure to understand.

They offerred the Mayor a FREE suck from Mohel Pisher just to prove nothing would happen to him. He thanked them for the offer and said he would get back to them.

Well, Tisha B'Av has come and gone, and that reminded Porky Pig Chaim Kaminetsky, from the Chevra, of food.
So Chaim took out two pages in the Jewish TRESH, advertising his new FRESS YOURSELF TO DEATH HOTEL ,FOR NEXT PESACH.
I did not see the photo of the former chief "woman molester", I mean rabbi, of Israel , on the ad.
RABBI YISROEL MEIR LAU, the women need you at the hotel.Please, please do not let them down.Take em down but don't let em down. You filthy scumbag!

I was really happy to see an ad from Equity Partners offering the Learner Earner program.Yeshiva boys can learn mortgage banking after learning in the morning.
Of course Yated would not take their ad,the Jewish Press had it.
Yated would also NOT take an ad from The Yeshiva At IDT.
Lip-shits would also NOT take an ad from Machon L'Parnassa from Touro College.
Hey Lipshits, when you hear of families in kollel starving to death tell your Rebbes, Svei and Kaminetsky to foot the bills.
Tell Shmullik to stop going to BRITE SMILE and tell Elya to give up his Alzheimers medicine and set up a kollel fund. It's about time these heilige Yiden ate shit, instead of the kollel wives and kids.

Ok guys, get rid of your pornography, mama is coming home from the country.
Change your cell phone numbers so the hookers can't find you.
Get ready for Elul, seriously, time to repent for summer sins.
Get back to the regular, safer routine of shtupping people in business.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 3:35:00 PM  
Blogger Irvine Coyote said...

Hey Unorthodox Jew,

Listen its one thing to expose corruption in the Israeli seminaries (I applaude you for that especially when you struck this big a nerve and stood to your guns). I'll give you that the Saudis and other Arab governments are a bunch of bumbling Schmucks or even Shlemiels if you wish. But here is the thing, Muslim, Arab Nazi, Jew Haters? Come on, these are a people who have been occupied and resist the occupation. Bear in my mind my jewish friend that Sharon unilaterally pulled out and why? Because in his words it was bleeding the Israeli economy, too much money to secure something so small when he can lose it and trade it in for demanding rights elsewhere i.e. the west bank.

At any rate give me your thoughts, I may not agree but I'll always listen.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 3:54:00 PM  
Blogger David Kelsey said...

UO,

Sharon is a strategist - traditionally an exceptional one. This was not based on anything else.

I would take issue with your characterization of him as a "self-hating Jew."

I certainly don't see that.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 4:58:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Coyote,
Respectful dissent,are you sure you're Jewish?
There is no peace deal.
The "Palestinians" agreed to nothing.There really is no such animal as a Palestinian,another time)
Sure, there are some benefits of giving up Gaza.
But then there are some benefits of giving back your state of California to the Mexicans.

Time and history will prove that this was a military and political disaster.

Sharon just made Israeli population centers more vulnerable to attacks.
Thanks for writing!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 5:00:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

David,

Nobody has the right to strategize with a policy that never worked before in the annals of history.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 5:02:00 PM  
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 5:28:00 PM  
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 5:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Kira Zalan said...

The Palestinian part of the bargain is to disarm and disable the terrorists, but Abbas has yet to make a move. So far, he has been striking deals with Hamas to not interfere with Israeli withdrawal. But negotiating with terrorists has only backed the Palestinian Authority into a corner.

Hamas, the most organized and most popular terrorist group, will hold the Palestinian Authority hostage on every decision. Sami Abu Zouhri, a Hamas spokesman, clarified that “If the Palestinian Authority continues to manage the withdrawal alone, we will protest at all the mistakes it may make. In particular, if the land is stolen from the people, or devoted to private projects or given to people close to the Authority, then we will react.” Reaction means “resuming operations” (what the rest of us like to call terrorist attacks). The “mistakes” will be determined by Hamas.

If Abbas is planning a swift round up of all known terrorists, he is likely to lose all credibility with the Palestinians. This is because Abbas has been visibly aligning himself with the popular martyr theory. Last week, banners waved across Gaza proclaiming that “The blood of martyrs has led to liberation.” Then, Abbas attended Friday prayers at Caliph Mosque, where the imam announced, “Allah knows that when we offer up our children, it is much better than choosing the road of humiliation and negotiation.” Additionally, the PA’s official radio station - Ramallah Voice of Palestine - continues to broadcast messages that Israelis “want neither a solution nor peace.” These statements are synonymous with those of Hamas, and the Palestinians are listening.

So far, there is no reason to believe that Abbas intends to or that he is capable of holding up his end of the bargain. But even if Abbas has the best poker face ever, more bloodshed appears inevitable in the fight for control over Gaza (and the peace process).

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:04:00 PM  
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:04:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Kira,
Excellent post!!!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:23:00 PM  
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:50:00 PM  
Anonymous sechel said...

you see the light about Sharon.He further wants to destroy the entire jewishness of the state.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:54:00 PM  
Blogger AmEchad said...

Where is the yeshiva world? was there one national tehilim gathering in Lakewood for this tragedy?> When R' Hunt was hijacked in Jordan the entire yeshiva world was crying as if the end of the world was near. When a large patron of most yeshivos was terminally ill, the entire yeshiva schedule was distrupted for weeks to say tehillim for this "gvir". For Israel, nothing is done!! The black hat world is beyond apathetic!!! They are worse than Satmar. The average Satmar chosid cares more about Israel than the Yehsiva world!!! Feh to the yeshiva velt!! Feh to the asshole rabbis!!!!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 7:17:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Am Echad,

Welcome back!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 7:21:00 PM  
Anonymous gross said...

I do not want to believe that the Yated refused those ads. Please tell me you were joking. What a LOWLIFE paper!

Am Echad,

Don't you get it? The yeshiva velt couldn't give two shits about anything because they don't have a mind of their own. They ask their brainless "Rosh Hayeshivas" advice for every stupid thing they do - from who to vote for to what color toilet paper (I mean tissues, toilet paper is assur)to use on Shabbos.

You should've took the hint when the Agudah refused to publicly endorse the march on Washington because they couldn't think of it first. Assholes! As if the pathetic tehillim rally downtown came close to the impact of the Washington gathering.

Go to hell, the Zionists don't need you!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 8:27:00 PM  
Anonymous gross said...

Ok guys, get rid of your pornography, mama is coming home from the country.
Change your cell phone numbers so the hookers can't find you.
Get ready for Elul, seriously, time to repent for summer sins.
Get back to the regular, safer routine of shtupping people in business.


Good one!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 8:31:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Gross,

Deep Nose tried to get various mock ads from these three organizations accepted.
LIP-SHITS TURNED THEM DOWN!!!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 9:11:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Sechel,
You are absolutely right.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 9:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh, well, then who are the good guys?

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 10:44:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Uh! I dunno!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005 11:40:00 PM  
Blogger AmEchad said...

Gross,

The yeshiva world didn’t endorse the march in Washington because they are scared of Satmar!! Incidentally, a friend of mine was at the Satmar tish this week and the main topic that the F****** leader spoke about was how dangerous Zionism is!!! Instead of worrying about serious issues like the gneiva and znus that is prevalent in his community, he was worried about Zionism. He is not only an asshole but he is also a delusional person. To all you Satmars: contrary to the popular myth in Stamar- R" Yolish was saved by the Zionists. I know your rabbis say that some dream saved him. However, It was thru the hands of the Zionists!!! Eat it up dummies!!


Another stupid quote by some in the black hat camp is “you see the Satmar Rebbe was right- look at what happened in Gaza.” Well I got news for all you idiots: That’s like predicting that a baby will die eventually!!! He was no prophet. As matter of a fact, he was a contrarians indicator. He said that the day will come when people will not wear tfillin in Israel and that no one will be frum!! However, the largest concentration of Jews and religious Jews are in Israel today!!!

Am Yisrael Chai!!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 12:49:00 AM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Gross, Am Echad,

The greatest sonei Yisroel are the black hat crowd and Satmar.

The only part of the world they care about is their little corner.

They hate the BT's,they hate any Jew that doesn't look like them.

It really makes me sick that the low lifes of Yiddishkeit have grown in numbers geometrically.

I'm concerned for our next generation,what in the world will mainstream Judaism look like in twenty years?

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 1:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yated does have the idt and the learner earner ads

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 9:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yated is Rav Shachs paper. It sucks balls

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 9:42:00 AM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Anonymous,
When did they have those ads?

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who the fuck read the Yated?

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 11:01:00 AM  
Blogger David Kelsey said...

Satmer will never have the power. Neither will the more isolationist black hats.

Modern Orthodox Jews need to step up to the plate, and fully take the leadership role they deserve.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 12:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Good Jew said...

this past week in yated and hamodia they had ads for learner earner and hamodia

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 1:02:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Good Jew,

Not true!
Hamodia had it, NOT THE YATED!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 1:32:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

David,

The MO crowd has been so intimidated by the Right,they are almost paralyzed.

Look what happened to Moshe Tendler when he opposed the Metzizah Bpeh issue.
Death threats.....

These Fundies are crackpots, and are downright NUTS.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 1:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Good Jew said...

UO-Yated did have it but not on the back page like hamodia. It was somewhere inside it. And if I'm mistaken this time, IDT and Learner Earner have advertised in the recent past.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:08:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Good Jew,

The Yated did not have it!

I went through the paper again.
As far as them having it in the past, please let me know when.

Thanks!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 4:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog needs life. It is starting to suck.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 8:19:00 PM  
Blogger AmEchad said...

DK,

MO has very serious problems too. Their haskafa is mostly good but they do lots of things just to piss off the orthodox world. Individually, they are good people but their leadership is very very very weak.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 8:19:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Anonymous,
Any suggestions?

Am Echad is blogging Motzei Shabbos, get ready!!!!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 8:23:00 PM  
Anonymous sechel said...

am echad,
Sounds like you are raring to go-go get 'em.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 8:40:00 PM  
Blogger AmEchad said...

UO,

I think that we are spoiling klal yiroel with our frequent insights. They need to beg for it!

Thursday, August 25, 2005 1:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Shmeel said...

What an anti semitic blog!
Some bored moron still at the infantile stage of being obsessed with feces.
Grow up, little snob

Thursday, August 25, 2005 10:08:00 AM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Ok Shmeel,
Whatever you say!

Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:29:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Am Echad,

We should consider charging membership!

These complainers don't realize that this blog has information and insights they can't find anywhere else.

Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:31:00 PM  
Blogger AmEchad said...

Who is the biggest asshole that disguises himself as Rabbi?

Thursday, August 25, 2005 7:26:00 PM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Ami,

I give up.
It's hard to tell one ahole from the other.

Thursday, August 25, 2005 8:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Jack said...

My girlfriend told me about this blog.This is by far and away the best blog on jewish issues.
She works for a big company and says hundreds of people at her company talk about this blog.good work.

Thursday, August 25, 2005 9:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do we make of all the obviously insane rabbis who promised the Gaza Jews that there was no way that G-d would let them be dispelled. It was like those crazy Lubavitchers who used to say there was no way the rebbe would die..

Were our ancestors so silly?

Thursday, August 25, 2005 9:37:00 PM  
Blogger David Kelsey said...

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 11:18:00 PM  
Blogger David Kelsey said...

Anonymous,

Yes, even R. Akiva made a terrible error in his support of Bar Kochba as Meshiach.

Many, perhaps most, of the Rabbis in the time of Shabtai Tzvi, thought and advocated the same thing. It was a disaster.

Things are just heating up again with the capture of Jersualem, and the drug of having the Land of Israel in our possession.

But don't worry - things will probably get worse before they get better. Much worse.

11:18 PM

Thursday, August 25, 2005 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am,

Rabbi Scheinerman is probably one of the biggest assholes!

Friday, August 26, 2005 12:03:00 AM  
Blogger AmEchad said...

DK,

Rabbi's, like all human beings make mistakes. However, true greatness is reserved for those that can admit that they were wrong.

Friday, August 26, 2005 12:05:00 AM  
Blogger mnuez said...

Jesus titty fucking christ! I have yet to read the comments but having read your piece here I gotta say that I'm impressed. You've got a voice that I haven't seen in the blogosphere yet and I'ma gonna read on.

Cheers mate,

mnuez

Friday, August 26, 2005 1:33:00 AM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Mnuez,

Thanks!
Interesting use of the English language.
Wassuppp?

Friday, August 26, 2005 2:34:00 PM  
Blogger Tex said...

I enjoy reading your posts, am curious about the deleted comments and not really sure what to do about the whole Gaza thing. Still, the displaced "refugees" in Israel have no place to go, but not through fault of Israel, but the nations of their "brothers" who refuse to accept them. The "refugees" are a great bargaining chip of injustice against Israel. Though the UN would deplore it and decry it as an outrage, the Israeli govt should just deport them to a neighboring arab country.

Of course,this would result in more war, surprise, but the nation of Israel would get more land that is sanctioned under UN resolutions, where it is legal to retain lands gained in a defensive war. "Refugees" have no right to the land in question, nor should they be given that right.

Jim Brank

Saturday, August 27, 2005 1:28:00 AM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Hi Jim,
I delete spam posts only.

Your comments of deporting the Arabs is something the late Meir Kahane espoused and died for.

In my opinion, history will prove him right.

Thanks for writing.

Saturday, August 27, 2005 9:24:00 PM  
Anonymous guernsey said...

"I was really happy to see an ad from Equity Partners offering the Learner Earner program.Yeshiva boys can learn mortgage banking after learning in the morning.
Of course Yated would not take their ad,the Jewish Press had it.
Yated would also NOT take an ad from The Yeshiva At IDT.
Lip-shits would also NOT take an ad from Machon L'Parnassa from Touro College.
Hey Lipshits, when you hear of families in kollel starving to death tell your Rebbes, Svei and Kaminetsky to foot the bills."

You complete jackass. Rav Kaminetsky is the only name found as a haskama on the "Learner Earner" advertisement, and you bash him by claiming he opposes it? Jeez.

Sunday, August 28, 2005 1:48:00 AM  
Blogger Un-Orthodox Jew said...

Hey Guernsey,

Firstly, under severe pressure from many different important people, Yated took their ad this week.

Secondly,Kaminetsky made one "comment" in private, that the program is a "tiere zach".

IS THAT AN ENDORSEMENT??

HE NEVER CAME OUT IN PUBLIC WITH AN OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT!!!!!

You jerks will accept any crumb these guys will throw at you.

WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE KTANIM???

DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES ARE BEING DESTROYED FOR LACK OF A VIABLE PARNASSAH????

Sunday, August 28, 2005 1:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Guernsey said...

Fact: His name is found on their ad as a supporter.

Sunday, August 28, 2005 5:54:00 PM  
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